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LOVE CONQUERS ALL

A man escapes from prison where he had been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife: “Listen, this guy is an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen any women in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.” If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”

To which his wife responds: “He didn’t kiss my neck. He whispered that he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too……

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    agbonavbare eki
    June 15, 2013 at 9:28 pm

    mmm dis’is realin funny

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    Joe
    June 16, 2013 at 1:41 pm

    Lol!

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    veracious
    June 16, 2013 at 3:38 pm

    dis is more dan funny

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    BB
    June 17, 2013 at 2:36 pm

    Hahahahahaha….very funny jeez..

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    Aminata kamara
    June 21, 2013 at 2:37 am

    Its really funny

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    Barr Ede Uko
    June 23, 2013 at 2:13 pm

    Wao it is a big temptation for both parties.

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    Taiwo
    June 26, 2013 at 11:05 pm

    D guy is in danger… Hahahaahah

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    Taiwo
    June 26, 2013 at 11:06 pm

    D guy is in problem… Hahahaahah

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    Khalid Kaduna
    June 27, 2013 at 4:48 pm

    cool

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