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A guy is at a restaurant having a drink, he sees a lady sitting at the other end. He decides to have a chat with her, so he walks towards her table…

Man: Hello?

Lady: Hi.

Man: ………..

What do you think his next words should be?

*Guys tell us what you’d say next; and ladies tell us what appropriate words you think he should say next (in not more than 20 words)*

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618 Comments

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    okoye stephanie
    September 7, 2012 at 8:54 am

    You look stunning ,can I have a drink with u?

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      oreoluwa
      September 7, 2012 at 9:40 am

      Hello pretty!!!(with hands out 4 a shake)

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        bola akapo
        September 7, 2012 at 1:33 pm

        Do γφυ mind if I join γφυ?

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      patience aloka
      September 7, 2012 at 9:41 am

      After d man has replied to d lady by comenting her and say can he have a drink me as d lady will answer thanks you can have a sit

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      Fidelis Ekpong
      September 7, 2012 at 9:57 am

      Can i join you on your table?

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      igwe chris
      September 7, 2012 at 10:20 am

      Hello

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        hope eze
        September 12, 2012 at 9:53 am

        pretty!! if you don’t mind,can i join you?

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      peace
      September 7, 2012 at 10:28 am

      Can ℓ̊ have α drink wit U̶̲̥̅̊?

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      francisca
      September 7, 2012 at 10:35 am

      i am mike by name n u?

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      Goodness nechy
      September 7, 2012 at 11:07 am

      Would love to sit next to the prettiest girl in this bar, if you dont mind?

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      Mjay
      September 7, 2012 at 1:38 pm

      Can i av A̷̷̴ seat with you

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      charisma
      September 7, 2012 at 1:42 pm

      You are beautiful, hope I can sit with you ?

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      kimmy faith
      September 7, 2012 at 2:52 pm

      The next words will be *pls can I join u? Or can I have a sit with U?*

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      idowu tunde
      September 7, 2012 at 4:32 pm

      Can ¶ have a drink with you

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      Ruby hart
      September 7, 2012 at 8:13 pm

      You look good!

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      blend moses
      September 9, 2012 at 6:35 am

      Can ℓ̊ seat with U̶̲̥̅̊ ?

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    ogoo
    September 7, 2012 at 8:54 am

    he will ask for permission to join her….

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      Nonye
      September 7, 2012 at 9:18 am

      I love u talk ur own. Lol

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      Ifeoluwa Adegoke
      September 7, 2012 at 9:19 am

      May ℓ̊ join Ʊ Α̲̅Ω̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ the lady will say d pleasure ȋ̝̊̅§ mine

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        Abimbola
        September 7, 2012 at 9:36 am

        Am I permitted to join u

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      jenny
      September 7, 2012 at 9:46 am

      Hello beautiful,mind,if I join u?,
      Thanx,m JJ nd ur lovely name?
      Nice meetin u!
      U look gorgeous!

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    Ebuka uruabani
    September 7, 2012 at 8:55 am

    The guy will say: I love you

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    Jesse
    September 7, 2012 at 8:55 am

    Man: How are you doing miss?

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    ifunaya
    September 7, 2012 at 8:56 am

    Do you mind if I join you

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    gift chidimma okonkwo
    September 7, 2012 at 8:57 am

    please can i sit down

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    chidiebere
    September 7, 2012 at 8:57 am

    Please can i join you. I hope you don’t mind.

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      ronnie
      September 7, 2012 at 9:31 am

      R u waitin4 som1,n d lady will say yes/no,if no d man will ask Can I join u?…..

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    chioma Anaekwe
    September 7, 2012 at 8:57 am

    Do you mind if I join you on your table?

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    Dharmmy
    September 7, 2012 at 8:58 am

    His next words should be his name

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    Jennifer Okafor
    September 7, 2012 at 8:58 am

    Are you alone?

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      wealth
      September 7, 2012 at 9:30 am

      De guy will say his Name to de gal 1st and ask de gal her own Name de 1st step is introduction

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    wale
    September 7, 2012 at 8:58 am

    Do you mind if i sit with you?

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    peter rahila
    September 7, 2012 at 8:58 am

    Told her his name

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    calista
    September 7, 2012 at 8:58 am

    As a lady what i’ll expect from him is, How are you

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    Edjeba Ovie
    September 7, 2012 at 8:58 am

    Please can I join you?

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    Vicky Fajana
    September 7, 2012 at 8:58 am

    He’ll probably say “Do you mind if I join you?”

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    Ejike Roy Okoye
    September 7, 2012 at 8:58 am

    Do you care for a drink?

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      Eberechi Davies
      September 7, 2012 at 11:26 am

      Can i join you plz…

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    idris ayodeji
    September 7, 2012 at 8:58 am

    can i joined if u dont mind

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    Wale Shammah
    September 7, 2012 at 8:58 am

    Gorgeous Lady, Lovely outfit! If you wouldn’t mind, may i sit next to you?

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      michael
      September 7, 2012 at 10:10 am

      How are u doing?

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    tunde
    September 7, 2012 at 8:58 am

    My name is …….may I know you.

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    Ifeoma
    September 7, 2012 at 8:58 am

    Guy says:Do you mind if i join you

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    opata efungwu
    September 7, 2012 at 8:58 am

    Can I seat down?

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    Allwell Nma
    September 7, 2012 at 8:59 am

    Man: My name is Augustine, what’s yours?
    Lady: I am Angel.
    Man: Nice meeting you Angel
    Lady: Am glad
    Man: Can I talk to you?
    Lady: Sure

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    Trent Weyinmi
    September 7, 2012 at 8:59 am

    Love your choice of wine,may I join your table for a chat?

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    eduo sarah
    September 7, 2012 at 8:59 am

    how can we in france participate n get a recharge loll thanks

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    chia hope
    September 7, 2012 at 8:59 am

    you have a very nice set of eyes…my name is john

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    AGNES OKINE
    September 7, 2012 at 8:59 am

    CAN I JOIN YOU

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    Amaka
    September 7, 2012 at 8:59 am

    My name is ……………

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    Worlanyo Daniel
    September 7, 2012 at 8:59 am

    can i keep u company?

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      Maikano racheal
      September 7, 2012 at 9:13 am

      Do u mind if i sit.

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      Maikano racheal
      September 7, 2012 at 9:18 am

      Do u mind if i sit wit u.

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      Mayowa
      September 7, 2012 at 9:20 am

      I will expect the guy to ask” if I mind him joining me at the table”

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    julie Danyaro
    September 7, 2012 at 8:59 am

    Man’s next word will be ow are you doing or he will say his name and d lady’s reply will be I am fine or my name is …..

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    oladejo akin
    September 7, 2012 at 9:00 am

    you look astonishing,mind if i seat with you?

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    Allwell Nma
    September 7, 2012 at 9:00 am

    Man: My name is Augustine, what’s yours?
    Lady: I am Angel.
    Man: Nice meeting you Angel
    Lady: Am glad
    Man: Can I talk to you?
    Lady: Sure

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    yegwa florence
    September 7, 2012 at 9:00 am

    Sorry,are u waitin 4 sum1? Can I sit wit u?

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    christo
    September 7, 2012 at 9:00 am

    Pls Can I join you?

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    idorenyin essien
    September 7, 2012 at 9:00 am

    How are U̶̲̥̅̊ doin

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    Nancy Ijeoma
    September 7, 2012 at 9:00 am

    Oh sorry am waiting for someone. Thank you.

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    ejiro
    September 7, 2012 at 9:00 am

    U most welcome

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    Tunde Adewole Roberts
    September 7, 2012 at 9:00 am

    My reply: mind sharing a drink?

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    FUNKE OBAJEMU
    September 7, 2012 at 9:00 am

    My name is …………….Are you waiting for someone? Can i join you?

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    Chioma chegwe
    September 7, 2012 at 9:00 am

    May I join u instead of u re beautiful

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    Esther Aaron-Kune
    September 7, 2012 at 9:00 am

    Man: do u mind if I join u?

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    shola
    September 7, 2012 at 9:01 am

    is this seat taken?

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    HarmonyAkuh
    September 7, 2012 at 9:01 am

    Do u mind if I sit down?

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      sugar
      September 7, 2012 at 9:09 am

      Do you mind if I join you ???

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    paula currie
    September 7, 2012 at 9:01 am

    Man: How are u doing?
    Woman: I’m cool,and you?

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    jaquie
    September 7, 2012 at 9:01 am

    Am (his name) ,hope am not intruding or anything? (If not ) hope u don’t mind if we cud share a take caus am bored

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    Margret
    September 7, 2012 at 9:01 am

    Can i sit with u. Dt is d next word d guy wil say.

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    micheal
    September 7, 2012 at 9:01 am

    am mixheal.and you?

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    okhale
    September 7, 2012 at 9:01 am

    You look gorgeous

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    Ayodele olamide
    September 7, 2012 at 9:01 am

    Introduce himself and ask her name

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    ANGELA AKPO
    September 7, 2012 at 9:01 am

    THE GUY’S NEXT WORDS WOULD BE, CAN I JOIN YOU

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    Gift Morganna
    September 7, 2012 at 9:01 am

    Am Morganna and you?

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    Victoria Kamzy Ikpeze
    September 7, 2012 at 9:01 am

    may I sit beside U?

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    daniel
    September 7, 2012 at 9:01 am

    My next statement will bi ”what’s ur name”

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    Ayodele olamide
    September 7, 2012 at 9:01 am

    Introduce himself and ask for her name

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    adedoyin debbie
    September 7, 2012 at 9:02 am

    As a lady i would prefer him to say ‘do u mind if i join u for a drink?

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    emmah kinang
    September 7, 2012 at 9:02 am

    May I join u?

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    Sunday
    September 7, 2012 at 9:02 am

    Your angelic look brings me to your table,how can I be at your service pretty,I am Sunday.

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    Jane
    September 7, 2012 at 9:02 am

    Wow! U gat a nice name,well am jane ehm u can sit….

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    folake
    September 7, 2012 at 9:02 am

    Do you mind if I join you?

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    Henry odinigwe
    September 7, 2012 at 9:02 am

    Yea dear, hope u dnt mind,if i sit here with you,and hv a lil chat.

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    anny
    September 7, 2012 at 9:02 am

    I’m (his name) Richard,do u mind if I sit down…

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    vincent
    September 7, 2012 at 9:02 am

    how u doing?

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    Marlyn
    September 7, 2012 at 9:02 am

    Can i have a sit

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    Worlanyo Daniel
    September 7, 2012 at 9:02 am

    can i keep u company

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    funmilayo
    September 7, 2012 at 9:02 am

    can i av a drink with u?

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    olufadi
    September 7, 2012 at 9:02 am

    D guy we’ll tel her dat can I hav a set

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    Feedel
    September 7, 2012 at 9:02 am

    Do you mind if I join you?

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    Osaki Fredericks
    September 7, 2012 at 9:02 am

    Do you care for a drink

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    bunmi
    September 7, 2012 at 9:02 am

    GUY: Ɣ☺Ʊ look gorgeous…..

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    Francisca Nkem Eze
    September 7, 2012 at 9:03 am

    the next thg d will do is 2 intrduce himself like, i am jude and my frnds call JeeJa

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    Okanlawon Ayobami
    September 7, 2012 at 9:03 am

    You look radiantly gorgeous. By the way, Ayobami is my name.

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    Eunice
    September 7, 2012 at 9:03 am

    For me, i think he will say “Do u mind if i sit with u”?

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    Ifunanya
    September 7, 2012 at 9:03 am

    ‘May I join you please?’ or ‘Mind If I join You?’ should be the next line.

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    Ayodele olamide
    September 7, 2012 at 9:03 am

    Introduce himself

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    Ugwuanyi Oluchi
    September 7, 2012 at 9:03 am

    Can I sit with you please?

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    adeola adebowale
    September 7, 2012 at 9:03 am

    I think the next reply wil be,the guy introducing his name,like “Am jack daniels and you ,I hope am right my diva. Lvely wkend to you

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    GLORIOUSAK
    September 7, 2012 at 9:03 am

    would u mind if i sit with u….

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    Solomon
    September 7, 2012 at 9:03 am

    How do you do?

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    Mac-anthony
    September 7, 2012 at 9:03 am

    Man:can i buy u a drink?

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    Anny
    September 7, 2012 at 9:03 am

    Am Emeka by name $ u ?

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    usuph Adeniyi
    September 7, 2012 at 9:03 am

    Guy: hope u are having fun, Can I join u ?

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    Francis Arinze Iloani
    September 7, 2012 at 9:03 am

    Please, do you mind if i join you for a drink? A beautiful lady like you shouldnt be sitting and taking a drink all alone.

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    Martins Olabisi
    September 7, 2012 at 9:03 am

    Am a girl. The next statement is” can I sit with you?

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    toni topsy
    September 7, 2012 at 9:03 am

    How are you doing and what,t your name.

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    Wale Ogunlana
    September 7, 2012 at 9:03 am

    Please, if you don’t mine may I be your guest?

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    christophir
    September 7, 2012 at 9:03 am

    good afternoon

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    sanni saudat
    September 7, 2012 at 9:03 am

    Can I join u?

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    togbegolo
    September 7, 2012 at 9:03 am

    whats up

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    Ayoola Iziaq
    September 7, 2012 at 9:04 am

    can i join you?

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    shorinola bose
    September 7, 2012 at 9:04 am

    The next word’s should be my name is seven

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    TUBONEMI WAKAMA
    September 7, 2012 at 9:04 am

    Can i seat and have a drink with u?

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    CHRISTIANA WILLIAM
    September 7, 2012 at 9:04 am

    MAN: YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CREATURE I HAVAE EVER SET MY EYES ON.

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    Mogun Nelvin
    September 7, 2012 at 9:04 am

    Mind if I join you, thanks. You look great by the way, what’s a gorgeous lady doing alone all by herself…

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    Erika okoli
    September 7, 2012 at 9:04 am

    What’s a pretty lady like you doin,sitting by herself?

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    onyema gabriel
    September 7, 2012 at 9:04 am

    can i hav a drink wit u if u dont mind

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    Okemena
    September 7, 2012 at 9:04 am

    His next word wil be asking the lady if he can join her in her table

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    Uty
    September 7, 2012 at 9:04 am

    “sorry to disturb you”.

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    Akpan nene rita
    September 7, 2012 at 9:04 am

    Care for dinner tonite?

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    ONUABUCHI
    September 7, 2012 at 9:04 am

    Am most pleased 2 see

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    chukwuemeka
    September 7, 2012 at 9:04 am

    Mind if i join u?

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    (facebook name) tunde Olusona
    September 7, 2012 at 9:04 am

    Can I have a sit at your table?

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    chioma triciakiel
    September 7, 2012 at 9:04 am

    Mind if I join u??

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    Musa Ali Kudi
    September 7, 2012 at 9:04 am

    Introduce myself and ask her to do same.

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    Lizy
    September 7, 2012 at 9:05 am

    Man , ma name is felix. And u ? lady , she will luk up n if he is nice luking n reply Ruth .buh if nt I guess d intro will just end dere . Lol !

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    Adekemi Oyewole
    September 7, 2012 at 9:05 am

    Excuse me pretty lady, may I sit and have a chat with you?

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    orok victor
    September 7, 2012 at 9:05 am

    D guy will say, “can I join u 4 a drink”

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    Isabella
    September 7, 2012 at 9:05 am

    Man: Am Chris and you?
    Lady: Cherish
    Man: Cherish, how are you?
    Lady: fine, thanks
    Man: Can I have words with you?
    Lady: okay

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    Ekoh chimeremma
    September 7, 2012 at 9:05 am

    Man : do u mind if I sit with you.

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    mabela
    September 7, 2012 at 9:05 am

    Do you mind if I join you beautiful?

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    chrissoft
    September 7, 2012 at 9:05 am

    May I join you

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    Nelson
    September 7, 2012 at 9:05 am

    i’m nelson, hope u don’t mind if i join u.

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    blessing theophilus.
    September 7, 2012 at 9:05 am

    Hope u dont mind can i join u pretty lady.

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    emuan victor
    September 7, 2012 at 9:05 am

    you look so pretty that I could’t ignore the urge to come over and let you know this.

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    Efosa
    September 7, 2012 at 9:05 am

    As a Lady, I Think the appropriate word should be ”Please do you mind if i join you?”

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    idongesit Ekanem
    September 7, 2012 at 9:05 am

    my name is Dan, and the lady replies then he ask, are u waiting for someone? Then he says u are gorgeous

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    Chidiebere henry
    September 7, 2012 at 9:05 am

    Please can i join you. I hope you mind.

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    Princess elizzy
    September 7, 2012 at 9:05 am

    Please….may i join you?

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    Emeka John Ameachi
    September 7, 2012 at 9:06 am

    ”hope you don’t mind if i join u”.

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    udeme Edward
    September 7, 2012 at 9:06 am

    Can I join you?

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    kelvin mezue
    September 7, 2012 at 9:06 am

    I am mr kelvin and u are……..

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    Phyllis Osemeka
    September 7, 2012 at 9:06 am

    I would like to meet you,if you mind!

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      Dave
      September 7, 2012 at 9:36 am

      Lady: yes, I mind…lol
      Dats -ve bro, u dnt ask “hope u mind” u ask “hope u DON’T mind”

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    sugar
    September 7, 2012 at 9:06 am

    What a beautiful thing to do…

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    Folake Owoeye
    September 7, 2012 at 9:06 am

    Mind if i join you

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    oladapo
    September 7, 2012 at 9:06 am

    If U̶̲̥̅̊ don’t mind can I keep your company

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    Nonye igboanugo
    September 7, 2012 at 9:06 am

    Do you mind me sharing your table and possibly geting d privilage to chatting with u?

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    oluwasegun
    September 7, 2012 at 9:06 am

    May i knw ur name pls?

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    shorinola bose
    September 7, 2012 at 9:06 am

    The next word’s should be; my name is steven okereke

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    yetunde
    September 7, 2012 at 9:06 am

    LADY:how can i help u

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    ruth fregene
    September 7, 2012 at 9:06 am

    Guy; can ‎i sit with you?
    Lady; it’a free world

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    macdee Luga
    September 7, 2012 at 9:06 am

    Do you mind if I join you?

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    FRIDAY PAUL
    September 7, 2012 at 9:06 am

    Are you alone?
    My name is ……………..

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    seno
    September 7, 2012 at 9:07 am

    Please may ii tek ǟ seat n dats if Ü dnt mind?

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    bunmi
    September 7, 2012 at 9:07 am

    GUY: Can ℓ̊ join Ɣ☺Ʊ?…..

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    Mike
    September 7, 2012 at 9:07 am

    Would you mind me keeping you company.

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    Jubilee
    September 7, 2012 at 9:07 am

    pardon me i lost my manners due to your stunning look. my name is jubilee

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    Tony
    September 7, 2012 at 9:07 am

    your hair, it’s beautiful; do you mind if I sit down?……..

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    lili
    September 7, 2012 at 9:07 am

    Do u mind if I join you?

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    Gabriel
    September 7, 2012 at 9:07 am

    My name is Gabriel, whats your beautiful name?

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    samuel clement
    September 7, 2012 at 9:07 am

    How are you

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    Egbula Ikechukwu
    September 7, 2012 at 9:07 am

    Pls permit me to seat beside you? I will like to chat a chat with you…

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      David
      September 7, 2012 at 2:58 pm

      Lol….”Chat a chat” srsly?

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    Lee
    September 7, 2012 at 9:07 am

    You look ravishing. May I have the pleasure of knowing who this damsel is.

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    Umar F.
    September 7, 2012 at 9:07 am

    Man: How are you doin gorgeous?
    Lady: fine

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    Mohammed
    September 7, 2012 at 9:07 am

    Realy am also appreciate 4 ur gud things, my GOD WIL REWORD U.

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    bibi
    September 7, 2012 at 9:07 am

    nice smile….can i sit beside you!

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    iduhon ikponmwosa
    September 7, 2012 at 9:08 am

    The next thing a guy would say “my is ik

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    oluwatoyin kate
    September 7, 2012 at 9:08 am

    the man response will be: Is this seat taken?

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    Ndu
    September 7, 2012 at 9:08 am

    You re looking gorgeous!

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    kerewi Blessing
    September 7, 2012 at 9:08 am

    Hello angel you are beautiful

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    roberts
    September 7, 2012 at 9:08 am

    Mind sharing a drink?

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    ziryboy
    September 7, 2012 at 9:08 am

    Hope you don’t mind if I join u.

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    Agbor Mba
    September 7, 2012 at 9:08 am

    Man: you look gorgeous in that outfit. By the way my name is … can I?(Pointing at a sit beside d lady)…

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    francis emeka
    September 7, 2012 at 9:08 am

    Please can I can I have a sit

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    ItunuOlu Sosanya
    September 7, 2012 at 9:08 am

    May I av the pleasure of sitting with u?

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    Dominion C.
    September 7, 2012 at 9:08 am

    please, can I join you

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    olayiwola
    September 7, 2012 at 9:09 am

    I’m wale,

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    vivian
    September 7, 2012 at 9:09 am

    Guy, do u mind if i join u and d lady wil reply pls do,bt if she wants to be alone she wil say am wit sme one.

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    Ifeanyi .C. Amadi
    September 7, 2012 at 9:09 am

    I ask myself why should a lady as beautiful as you be sitting all by herself in a restaurant

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    klinsmanuche
    September 7, 2012 at 9:09 am

    do u mind if i join u?

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    Joseph
    September 7, 2012 at 9:09 am

    I’m sorry to bother u like this, i can’t help but notice u from my table, mind if i join u?

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    Nwaru Gerald okwudili
    September 7, 2012 at 9:09 am

    Am Gerald and you

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    Michael
    September 7, 2012 at 9:09 am

    can i have one on one discussion with u?

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    cecilia
    September 7, 2012 at 9:09 am

    Am roki can I sit with you

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    JAY NICE
    September 7, 2012 at 9:09 am

    Please can i join you. I hope you don’t mind.

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    Leah
    September 7, 2012 at 9:09 am

    as a lady, the next word i shld expect frm a guy is ‘do u mind if i join u? If i agree, he shld tell me tank u den proceed 2 introduce himself.

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    Tina E
    September 7, 2012 at 9:09 am

    May i join you???n she replies sure and have a sit

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    muna
    September 7, 2012 at 9:09 am

    Man: my name is …
    Lady: am …
    Man: hope u don’t mind if I join u?
    Lady: sure, is ok

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    uche Okonkwo
    September 7, 2012 at 9:09 am

    MAN: My name is ….. Pls may I seat wit u if its not a bother.

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    Chioma
    September 7, 2012 at 9:09 am

    can i sit with u please….

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    ore joy
    September 7, 2012 at 9:09 am

    y is a beautiful sitted all by her self?can i sit with u?

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    REUBEN
    September 7, 2012 at 9:10 am

    How are you doing?

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    Michael
    September 7, 2012 at 9:10 am

    How u doin?

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    Jeffery
    September 7, 2012 at 9:10 am

    u re beautiful,can i seat

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    blessing
    September 7, 2012 at 9:10 am

    Hope u don’t mind sittin wit u?

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    Olayinka
    September 7, 2012 at 9:10 am

    Man: I couldn’t help but notice how stunning you look in this outfit.Please would let me buy you a drink?

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    cindymonel
    September 7, 2012 at 9:10 am

    no i don’t mind.

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    Agoh Paul
    September 7, 2012 at 9:10 am

    Will u mind if i join you for a drink?

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    idongesit Ekanem
    September 7, 2012 at 9:10 am

    The next thing he will say is he’s name then ask the lady if she’s waiting for someone the u are stunning.

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    jennifer
    September 7, 2012 at 9:10 am

    He wil 1st ask her name

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    ilevbare oba
    September 7, 2012 at 9:10 am

    Can I join you please? My name is tony and you? You look good and pleasant…

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    stephanie ifeoma aniecheonwu
    September 7, 2012 at 9:10 am

    The Guy,’Mind if I join you? The babe,’suit yourself’.

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    jonah chigozie shield
    September 7, 2012 at 9:10 am

    Can i join you???

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    Tornu
    September 7, 2012 at 9:10 am

    His appropriate next words shld be “My name is James, Do you mind if I sit beside you?”

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    imelda
    September 7, 2012 at 9:10 am

    Man: Do you care for a drink

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    Juliet
    September 7, 2012 at 9:10 am

    Guy : you look beautiful. Am Richy

    Lady : Thanks, am Tonia.

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    Andrew peter
    September 7, 2012 at 9:11 am

    Can i ve a sit,then am peter by name,n u?then did u mind having sme drink wit u?

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    chynell
    September 7, 2012 at 9:11 am

    Man; Do you mind if I join you?

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    Ozy okorie
    September 7, 2012 at 9:11 am

    Man:if u wouldn’t mind,let me know u.( moves to her side)
    Man: My name is Uzoma Kalu.
    Lady: Am Ozy Okorie

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    Leekeem
    September 7, 2012 at 9:11 am

    You look ravishing. May I have the pleasure of joining you.

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    seg
    September 7, 2012 at 9:11 am

    please can i sit with you.

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    rhoda akosua agyabemaa
    September 7, 2012 at 9:11 am

    my name is……….and u?

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    Nonso Ezeh
    September 7, 2012 at 9:11 am

    Hope u wouldn’t mind if i sit with u

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    Egbula Ikechukwu
    September 7, 2012 at 9:11 am

    Pls can I seat beside you? I’m Iyke I will like to have a chat with you

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    theresa
    September 7, 2012 at 9:12 am

    *he is already seated*i luv d atmosphere nd service here,wat do u think?

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    ibifuro
    September 7, 2012 at 9:12 am

    The guy wil then say am soso

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    Franca
    September 7, 2012 at 9:12 am

    M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥​ name is toba, can I sit?

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    funmi oladimeji
    September 7, 2012 at 9:12 am

    Hi,
    My name is dipo; do u mind if I join you? I am actually new and trying to make new friends. What is your name?

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    Joshua
    September 7, 2012 at 9:12 am

    Miss pls do U mind I join U?

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    cecilia
    September 7, 2012 at 9:12 am

    Am roki, can i sit with you?

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    obiarazie johnpaul
    September 7, 2012 at 9:12 am

    Can I sit with you?

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    adavbie gawadiy benjamin
    September 7, 2012 at 9:12 am

    can i share your table

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    mike
    September 7, 2012 at 9:12 am

    Man: i could not help staring at ur beautiful face, mind if i sit with you?

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    rasheedat
    September 7, 2012 at 9:12 am

    Man: do u mind if i join u?
    Lady: no problem, u’r welcome

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    eniola
    September 7, 2012 at 9:13 am

    Girl: N̶̲̥̅̊O̲̣̣̥†̥̥ a problem at all

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    ella
    September 7, 2012 at 9:13 am

    You are beautiful

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    Juliet
    September 7, 2012 at 9:13 am

    Guy : You look beautiful. Am Richy

    Lady : Thanks, am Tonia

    Guy : Are you waiting for someone?

    Lady : Not really.

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    Lancelot
    September 7, 2012 at 9:13 am

    Wats Ʋя̲̅ name?

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    seg
    September 7, 2012 at 9:13 am

    please can i have my sit with you.

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    Hafiz
    September 7, 2012 at 9:13 am

    Hope i am welcome to sit close to u?

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    victoria
    September 7, 2012 at 9:13 am

    Do you mind if I enjoy your company

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    Tornu
    September 7, 2012 at 9:13 am

    His next appropriate words shld be “My name is James, do you mind if I sit beside you?”

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    hannah ikape
    September 7, 2012 at 9:13 am

    He would say “how are you” or “how do you do”

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    Princess elizzy
    September 7, 2012 at 9:13 am

    Man: please may i join u?

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    prince williams
    September 7, 2012 at 9:13 am

    ​Good morning(with a warm smile)can i seat beside you?

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    Efosa
    September 7, 2012 at 9:13 am

    Man: Where is your boyfriend?

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    Akuwudike emmanuel ginikanwa
    September 7, 2012 at 9:14 am

    You start by introducing ur self 2 her.

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    Abiola
    September 7, 2012 at 9:14 am

    Hope u don’t mind sharing a table with me,I’m Abiola my instint tells me you are waiting for me.

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    biola
    September 7, 2012 at 9:14 am

    my name is biola and you,
    wow fine name
    I use to come here every week end i ever meet this kind of beauty girl her,
    are leaving around here or where
    ok that is nice area,
    for me i am from ikeja

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    Mimi
    September 7, 2012 at 9:14 am

    My name is Ay, I just sighted you from the other end, and i’m like this most be an angel.

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    samuel okechukwu
    September 7, 2012 at 9:14 am

    Pls can i join u,hope u don’t mind?

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    Sanmi
    September 7, 2012 at 9:14 am

    I am Sanmi, mind if I join you?

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    Audrey Chika Ikwechegh
    September 7, 2012 at 9:15 am

    Can i join u?

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    Osula
    September 7, 2012 at 9:15 am

    Am Ryan, and you are.

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    olufunke
    September 7, 2012 at 9:15 am

    Guy: can I take a sit with you. Lady: sure you can.

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    Joyce
    September 7, 2012 at 9:15 am

    Do you mind joining you?

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    patricia odey
    September 7, 2012 at 9:15 am

    The man will say wat is a beautiful lady like u seating alone

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    Manuwa sanmi
    September 7, 2012 at 9:15 am

    Do you mind if i join you?

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    Nonye
    September 7, 2012 at 9:15 am

    Do u mind if i share ur table with u

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    Tobalase
    September 7, 2012 at 9:16 am

    May I join you? if You dont mind.

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    kolade Omotoso
    September 7, 2012 at 9:16 am

    Am a charming prince that couldn’t just ignore the presence of a gorgeous princess, my name is Kolade, you are?

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    Philip Boye(jnr)
    September 7, 2012 at 9:16 am

    May i sit with u

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    Sosanya sunmisola
    September 7, 2012 at 9:16 am

    Pls can i join u on the table?

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    chioma
    September 7, 2012 at 9:16 am

    I expect him to tell me his name first.

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    Engee
    September 7, 2012 at 9:16 am

    Next word should be.. “My name is …, do you mind if i join u?”

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    Austine
    September 7, 2012 at 9:17 am

    (Guy) I will like to chat wit u, or ar u waitin 4 som 1?

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    mercy
    September 7, 2012 at 9:17 am

    The next conversation goes like this: guy: hope u don’t mind if I join u? Lady: not at all. Guy: alrite. Are waiting for someone or…….

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    Jane Anthony
    September 7, 2012 at 9:17 am

    Man…would u mind if i join u? Girl….ok. Man… Tank u, am victor, orders for drinks there nd then they get tu knw more of themselves.

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    Asomonye
    September 7, 2012 at 9:17 am

    To introduce my self, By telling her my name

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    mary okoro
    September 7, 2012 at 9:17 am

    D nxt question will be ,Can l join you?

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    wunmi sodipo
    September 7, 2012 at 9:17 am

    Do u mind if i keep u company?

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    barbara
    September 7, 2012 at 9:17 am

    Can I join u please?

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    adebayo kazeem
    September 7, 2012 at 9:17 am

    My name I̶̲̥̅̊§ so so so. I A̶̲̥̅♏ kind of concern when I see U̶̲̥̅̊ sitting down alone

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    Francis
    September 7, 2012 at 9:17 am

    Do you mind if i shared your table with you, Missy?

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    chane oghenekaro
    September 7, 2012 at 9:17 am

    Is dis seat taken?

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    Katey
    September 7, 2012 at 9:17 am

    Man:Hw ar u and my name is innocent, wat abt u?
    woman: my name is Kate

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    Ogbonna israel
    September 7, 2012 at 9:17 am

    D guy wil ve 2 introduce himself first

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    onyinye
    September 7, 2012 at 9:18 am

    I think he would say how are u doing,may I sit with u?

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    tosin
    September 7, 2012 at 9:18 am

    May I join you pls?

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    Cynthia
    September 7, 2012 at 9:18 am

    Lady: yes pls u can!

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      Joseph
      September 7, 2012 at 9:50 am

      Tnx beutiful. **Seated and say*** ”Seems like God is missin an Angel in heaven 2day.”

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    chinwe
    September 7, 2012 at 9:18 am

    Man: do ♈σϋ mind if Ȋ̝̊ sit with ♈σϋ?
    Lady: sure ♈σϋ can.

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    aisuedion grace
    September 7, 2012 at 9:18 am

    Hi pretty, hope u wouldn’t mind if I join you?

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    Udo
    September 7, 2012 at 9:18 am

    Can I join you here?

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    Adesina Aanu
    September 7, 2012 at 9:18 am

    Please is this seat taken

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    Boma
    September 7, 2012 at 9:18 am

    He’ll introduce himself.eg My name is Ken.i was 1drn if i cld av a chat wit u.do u mind if i sit down?

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    Aniekan Leeman
    September 7, 2012 at 9:18 am

    He’ll introduce himself by saying his name. ” I am Mr. …, pls what is your name?

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    yetunde
    September 7, 2012 at 9:18 am

    As a guy he will ask u ur name .as a lady she will b very excited

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    bunmi
    September 7, 2012 at 9:18 am

    Can if I join you? Thanks. You look gorgeous, what is Ÿ̲Ơ̴̴̴̴͡uя name beautiful? Y α̲̅я̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ Ɣ☺Ʊ here alone all by Ÿ̲Ơ̴̴̴̴͡uяself?…

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    Stunning
    September 7, 2012 at 9:18 am

    Hi beautiful, i’m Handome would U̶̲̥̅̊ mind if i join U̶̲̥̅̊?

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    okoye nkem
    September 7, 2012 at 9:19 am

    Can I join u?

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    Sunday malle
    September 7, 2012 at 9:19 am

    Hi baby i may love to you in person.

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    prosper
    September 7, 2012 at 9:19 am

    I am prosper and please what is your name? Can I kindly have a word with you?

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    amadi progress
    September 7, 2012 at 9:19 am

    Introducton

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    ogechevron
    September 7, 2012 at 9:19 am

    I think †ђξ Guy next word would ßξ intoducing himself,like i’m cj.e.t.c

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    Ihuoma
    September 7, 2012 at 9:19 am

    man: My name is Zubby. What is your beautiful name?
    Lady: Lovelyn
    Man: Wonderful, may I join you?
    lady: yes.
    man: you are beautiful
    Lady: thanks

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    Nkechi Judith
    September 7, 2012 at 9:19 am

    He will introduce himself and ask if he can seat beside her.

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    kene mezue
    September 7, 2012 at 9:19 am

    I hope am not being too forward but I would love to buy u a drink

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    Dave
    September 7, 2012 at 9:19 am

    Man: Am Dave, sry to bother u, mind if I seat with u?

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    Seta Bassey
    September 7, 2012 at 9:19 am

    nice 2 mt u, do u mine if i join u.

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    olumide
    September 7, 2012 at 9:20 am

    He will introduce himself,after her responce then he will ask her if she don’t him joining her on the table before anyother words.

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    Sunny
    September 7, 2012 at 9:20 am

    Are you…. an Angel?

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    chioma triciakiel
    September 7, 2012 at 9:20 am

    D̶̲̥̅̊☺ u mind if I join u?? That should be his next word

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    ambali
    September 7, 2012 at 9:20 am

    My name is ………….. Can i sit down

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    Sanmi
    September 7, 2012 at 9:20 am

    I am Sanmi. By the way, you look gorgeous! (Lady: Really!) Mind if I join you?

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    Cynthia
    September 7, 2012 at 9:20 am

    Yes pls u can sit or join me!

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    mbonu regina
    September 7, 2012 at 9:20 am

    Table for ?

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    Sylvia
    September 7, 2012 at 9:21 am

    Man-My name s Divine
    Woman-Sylvia
    Both-Please to meet u.
    Man-Ur alone?
    Woman-yes,came fr a drink.
    Man-couldnt help,noticed u fr a far
    Woman-u notice all women fr a far?
    Man-no! Dnt get me wrong,U look stunning!

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    Ann
    September 7, 2012 at 9:21 am

    Guy: am name is Segun and you? Babe: my name is ann. Guy: can i sit and have a word with you? Babe: yep u are free

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    oyebanji qudus
    September 7, 2012 at 9:21 am

    guy:please can i have a seat
    ladies:sure

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    Stella Chukwulobe
    September 7, 2012 at 9:21 am

    Can I join you, if you don’t mind?

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    @PwettyTem
    September 7, 2012 at 9:21 am

    my name is Alex,Hope u dont mind if i sit here.

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    Queen
    September 7, 2012 at 9:21 am

    are you alone?

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    lenny
    September 7, 2012 at 9:21 am

    Hope am not intruding.

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    Francisca Nkem Eze
    September 7, 2012 at 9:22 am

    next thg d man will do is 2 intrduce himself;like, am jude and my frnds call me jojo

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    adeniran
    September 7, 2012 at 9:22 am

    Do Ɣ☺ΰ mind if i join Ɣ☺ΰ angel?

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    Rita
    September 7, 2012 at 9:22 am

    Do you mind if I sit

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    Oluwole otu
    September 7, 2012 at 9:22 am

    How do l meet you

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    chizy
    September 7, 2012 at 9:22 am

    I love u.

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    Julie Yakubu karago
    September 7, 2012 at 9:22 am

    Do U mind if I join u?

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    gee
    September 7, 2012 at 9:22 am

    Hi Pretty, care if i sit & enjoy a drink in ur presence.

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    Allwell Nma
    September 7, 2012 at 9:22 am

    My name is Augustine, what’s yours?
    Man: Nice meeting you Angel
    Man: Can I talk to you?
    Man: You’re beauty is charming

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    sylvester a. simon
    September 7, 2012 at 9:23 am

    my name is sylvester and wht is ur name is maybe he mane is gloria i can said gloria pls. can u be my friend eve she say yes i will be d happinss man

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    happiland fubara
    September 7, 2012 at 9:23 am

    You can tell her your name. Ask what shes having, if she thinks you ar cute she won’t care what comes next. Just be polite and funny if you can. Don’t be scared cos women like when a guy takes control a little.

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    betty
    September 7, 2012 at 9:23 am

    I’d honoured to join a beautiful lady*t her table,do u mind?

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    Jake
    September 7, 2012 at 9:23 am

    The Nest thing to say is his NAME and what he doing there.

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    Greg C.
    September 7, 2012 at 9:23 am

    Hi, may I have the honour of sharing your side of the bar if it’s no bother.

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    HILARY
    September 7, 2012 at 9:24 am

    Man: My name is Hilary (tries shaking hands)

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    Stella Chukwulobe
    September 7, 2012 at 9:24 am

    May I join I join you? If you don’t mind.

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    Constance
    September 7, 2012 at 9:24 am

    You are such a prety lady!

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    oluwaseun
    September 7, 2012 at 9:24 am

    Can I sit down with u

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    DEMEBO EMMANUEL
    September 7, 2012 at 9:24 am

    why are u not married

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    Uduak
    September 7, 2012 at 9:24 am

    Its Friday and a pretty lady like you shouldn’t be seen sitting alone,May I join you?

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    Marc le Pere Mwanto
    September 7, 2012 at 9:24 am

    Can i take a set please?

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    gloria emokpae
    September 7, 2012 at 9:25 am

    guy: u look so pretty and i just couldn’t take mY eyes off you. Mind if i seat wit you? Girl: sure!(smiling)

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    Debola
    September 7, 2012 at 9:25 am

    He shud ask for permission to sit with her,its quite possible †ђξ lady in question Ȋ̝̊̅§ waiting for sm1 or she jst wants to have a lone time,frm there he can tell her his name…………..lol

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    CHRISTIANA WILLIAM
    September 7, 2012 at 9:25 am

    MAN: I’M JOE, PLS CAN I KNOW UR NAME.

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    wunmi
    September 7, 2012 at 9:25 am

    I will expect him to ask for permission to join me, then introduce himself.

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    Gabriel
    September 7, 2012 at 9:25 am

    My name is Gabriel, can i sit and have a chat with you?

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    Success
    September 7, 2012 at 9:25 am

    Guy: just wondering what this pretty lady could be doing here all alone,
    Lady: i’m suxex. Conversation begins

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    tobiloba ogunleye
    September 7, 2012 at 9:25 am

    Do u mind if i join u

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    onwunara queen
    September 7, 2012 at 9:26 am

    Can i sit with you? or do you mind if i sit with you?

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    Debo
    September 7, 2012 at 9:26 am

    Can we share the table.

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    ayodeji
    September 7, 2012 at 9:27 am

    uu look gud! M ayo wassap wih uu???..

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    OLUCHI OKOCHA
    September 7, 2012 at 9:27 am

    yes, you are welcome, you may have a seat

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    abigail
    September 7, 2012 at 9:27 am

    may i join you 4 a drink!

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    Ola. Raymond
    September 7, 2012 at 9:27 am

    Am Ray,may I join you for moment please?

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    Afina Roszy
    September 7, 2012 at 9:27 am

    *smiles* OK

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    kehinde oluwajana
    September 7, 2012 at 9:28 am

    Can i join ur table pretty?

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    osiemi princess
    September 7, 2012 at 9:28 am

    Guy;acts natural…..um…how re u today? Me; I’m gud. Guy: by d way,,,,,,I’m blah blah blah

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    Tinuola
    September 7, 2012 at 9:29 am

    Do u mind if I join u

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    vincent
    September 7, 2012 at 9:29 am

    How are doing

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    chizoba
    September 7, 2012 at 9:29 am

    The guy will say: Hi dear Do you mind if I sit with you?

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    helen
    September 7, 2012 at 9:29 am

    Man: Hello?

    Lady: Hi.

    Man: Am John nd u are?

    Lady: Am Rita

    Man: Is these sit taken?

    Lady: No

    Man: May i join u

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    Nneka
    September 7, 2012 at 9:29 am

    Guy: Do u mind if i join u. Girl: No problem, u are free

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    LOVETH UJU
    September 7, 2012 at 9:29 am

    MAN: what is your name?
    LADY: my name is chidimma, and you.

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    zinny
    September 7, 2012 at 9:29 am

    Guy: my name is…. May I seat. Lady: yes ofcourse.

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    toniah
    September 7, 2012 at 9:29 am

    D man:is dis seat taken? And d lady says No

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    chioma triciakiel
    September 7, 2012 at 9:30 am

    I dnt mind..pls sit.

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    peters oscar
    September 7, 2012 at 9:30 am

    Pick up lines is best used-
    There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you

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    Don Shenny.
    September 7, 2012 at 9:30 am

    Your beauty epitomizes you! Can I buy you a drink?

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    Joseph Omada
    September 7, 2012 at 9:30 am

    I’m sorry to borther u like dis, My name’s Joe,i can’t help but notice u from my table. Mind if i join u?

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    rayeb yeboah
    September 7, 2012 at 9:30 am

    h,ll mention his name and ask, may i join you?

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    kemi
    September 7, 2012 at 9:30 am

    Guy:do u mind If i share d table with u
    Lady: with a straight face,she ll say sure!…..

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    farida musa
    September 7, 2012 at 9:30 am

    Man.My name is fred
    Woman. Tess
    Man. Wow beatiful name Ƒσя a beautiful lady! Would U̶̲̥̅̊ like τ̅☺ join me Ƒσя drinks?
    Woman. Sure, why not

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    Jane
    September 7, 2012 at 9:31 am

    Hey u look cute…can I hve a drink with u….

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    Angela George Enabosi
    September 7, 2012 at 9:31 am

    Can I have a sit with you?

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    toba samuel
    September 7, 2012 at 9:31 am

    Couldn’t but notice U̶̲̥̅̊ are sitting alone,wouldn’t mind keeping your company,if that’s okay by you,may I sit?

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    Ekoja solomon
    September 7, 2012 at 9:31 am

    Am mr solomon and i wish to know you,can i?

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    queensley ojuederie
    September 7, 2012 at 9:32 am

    I just couldn’t help but walk over to say hello!

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    vincent
    September 7, 2012 at 9:32 am

    How are u doing

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    Bright
    September 7, 2012 at 9:32 am

    Man: Please permit me to join you cos I observed the management is taking down names of those eating alone and I wouldn’t like to be embarrassed.

    Lady: You can’t be serious.

    Man: Oh yes I am. See that waiter over there, what do you think he is doing?

    Lady: Taking the customer’s order of course.

    Man: No you are wrong. He is taking down his name.

    Lady: That’s ridiculous! They have no right to do that. By the way, why didn’t they take mine when they came for my order?

    Man: That’s because I told them that I would be the one to get your name.

    Lady: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Now I know you are nuts.

    Man: Thanks for catching on quick! Now you’ve ascertained my mental state, I hope you won’t hesitate to tell me your name.

    Lady: Good LORD! I can’t stop laughing!

    Man: Sure, the LORD is good. But that isn’t my name. I am Bright. What’s yours?

    ……………… (to be continued)

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    oyanu
    September 7, 2012 at 9:32 am

    ‘a lady as beautiful as you shouldn’t sit alone.mind if I join you?’

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    Oluwole otu
    September 7, 2012 at 9:32 am

    How do i meet you

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    Esnart
    September 7, 2012 at 9:32 am

    A true gentleman would say “Is the seat taken?”

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    funmi
    September 7, 2012 at 9:33 am

    Man: May I join you, that’s if you’re not expecting anyone?
    Lady: *smiling* the pleasure would be all mine

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    Zoey
    September 7, 2012 at 9:33 am

    May i join u?

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    george
    September 7, 2012 at 9:33 am

    u are looking sweet baby.

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    emmy
    September 7, 2012 at 9:33 am

    Name,Sry, are you alone ?

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    Adekoya
    September 7, 2012 at 9:33 am

    Sorry do you mind if I keep you company and get you a drink***while smiling**

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    Aishat
    September 7, 2012 at 9:33 am

    You are beautiful

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    slide
    September 7, 2012 at 9:33 am

    GUY! Wow u look beautiful, Pls do u mind if I join u on ur table?

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    Esnart
    September 7, 2012 at 9:34 am

    A true gentleman would say “Is the seat taken?” then thereafter a conversation can start

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    wendy
    September 7, 2012 at 9:34 am

    Guy: do u mind if I join u pretty?
    Lady: *smiles* sorry dear am waiting for my sweethrt
    Guy: ok

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    gee
    September 7, 2012 at 9:34 am

    Lady: It’s okay, u r free.

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    LOVETH UJU
    September 7, 2012 at 9:34 am

    MAN: Babe what is your name?
    LADY: my name is chidimma, and you?

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    charity mendieh
    September 7, 2012 at 9:34 am

    He will ask 4 apermission to join her,then ask if she was waiting 4 some one,then introduce himself I.e name,and her if she care for drink.av tried.I want d card pls

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    gboguren precious
    September 7, 2012 at 9:35 am

    U look familiar,do u work in heaven? Then wait 4 her reply to no what to say next

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    ify london
    September 7, 2012 at 9:35 am

    Man: Mind if I join you?(Smiling)

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    Joshua Oki
    September 7, 2012 at 9:37 am

    Man: My name is Joshua, are you alone?
    Lady: …
    Man: Can I be your company?
    Lady: …
    Man: Thank you. So what’s your name?
    Lady: …
    Man: Wow really?

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    success
    September 7, 2012 at 9:37 am

    Man:please,do you mind if i join you for a drink? A beautiful lady like you shouldnt be sitting and taking a drink all alone.
    As the lady my reply wud be: I dn’t mind u joinin mi for a drink.

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    JESSA ALEX
    September 7, 2012 at 9:37 am

    my name is Alex
    and you?

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    Ibeto Alex
    September 7, 2012 at 9:37 am

    The first thing is….is the guy’s name.

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    omobolaji
    September 7, 2012 at 9:37 am

    Hope you won’t mind if I̶̲̥̅̊ join you on the table, an angel should not be sitting all alone

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    Nguseer
    September 7, 2012 at 9:38 am

    Hope am not intruding cos I would like to sit with u if u don’t mind?

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    Tina
    September 7, 2012 at 9:39 am

    Guy: u look beautiful
    Lady: Thank u
    Guy: Do u mind if i sit?
    Lady: Make urself comfortable
    Guy: I am Jude

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    Nsikak D.
    September 7, 2012 at 9:39 am

    “Can I sit with you,beautiful lady?”

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    sospunky
    September 7, 2012 at 9:39 am

    May I have d privilege of joining such a beauty.

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    Adenike
    September 7, 2012 at 9:40 am

    Hello pretty/angel, do U̶̲̥̅̊ mind if I join ur table pls

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    Olakitan Adedoyin
    September 7, 2012 at 9:40 am

    Can i join you?

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    NTANG YUF
    September 7, 2012 at 9:40 am

    Am John, can we have a chat?

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    jenny osato
    September 7, 2012 at 9:40 am

    i wish to appreciate d beauty of nature in frnt of me,only if u permit me to sit

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    uche
    September 7, 2012 at 9:40 am

    Guy..sorry if am being too foward but are you waiting for someone?
    Girl..No am not
    Guy…May I join you on your table?
    Girl..pls do
    Guy…My name is Gerald
    Girl..Uche

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    afolabi isaac
    September 7, 2012 at 9:40 am

    GUY… I’M RED LABEL

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    happiland fubara
    September 7, 2012 at 9:41 am

    I’m sayid, if she’s polite enough to tell you her name then you may ask if you can join her.. If she thinks you are cute she won’t mind what comes next. Just be polite and funny if you can. Don’t be scared cus women likes when a guy takes control a little..

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    favour
    September 7, 2012 at 9:41 am

    The guy introduces himself to the lady and ask her for permission to join her on the table

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    stacie
    September 7, 2012 at 9:41 am

    How u doin

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    snowhite
    September 7, 2012 at 9:41 am

    Hw r u? Am Chris and you? Can i join u? I will not be so praisy she might think am a jerk, I will just be a gentleman.

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    gboguren precious
    September 7, 2012 at 9:41 am

    Or I will sit down without asking her and stair at her and wait 4 her response b4 I no what to say…………….

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    Franca okoro
    September 7, 2012 at 9:42 am

    I was drinking this cocktail that i consider very new in taste and its relaxing.So i thought i should hear a second opinion and I hope you dont mind trying it out.(then the lady smiles) wow! U’ve a lovely smile (signals the barman for a drink)

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    Mustapha Komakech
    September 7, 2012 at 9:42 am

    Next word should be “Do you mind if I join you!!”

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    David
    September 7, 2012 at 9:42 am

    Mind sharing a drink with me? Am kinda bored drinking alone. *smile*

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    glover isaac
    September 7, 2012 at 9:42 am

    what is a charming beautiful lady like u doing sitting alone can i join u?

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    Nenye
    September 7, 2012 at 9:43 am

    Can I sit here and wait for a friend?

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      Uju
      September 7, 2012 at 10:34 am

      Nenye really? That one na serious tactics oh lmaoo

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    adavbie gawadiy benjamin
    September 7, 2012 at 9:43 am

    may i share your table

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    Ifeoma
    September 7, 2012 at 9:43 am

    Is the seat taken

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    Osa Omoragbon
    September 7, 2012 at 9:44 am

    How could the world be so cruel ?

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    Nsikak Dave
    September 7, 2012 at 9:44 am

    Pretty lady,can we have a chat?

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    uc
    September 7, 2012 at 9:44 am

    Hi,My name is…..if you dont mind ,may i join you ?

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    lily
    September 7, 2012 at 9:44 am

    can i have a drink with u? if you don’t mind. or can i sit wit u and have a drink?

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    Divine
    September 7, 2012 at 9:45 am

    My name is Wale

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    jessica
    September 7, 2012 at 9:45 am

    Hi pretty U̶̲̥̅̊ look G̲̣̣̣̥O̲̣̣̥O̲̣̣̥ƌ̲̣̣̣̥,my name is pual pls can u give a chance to stay with U̶̲̥̅̊ an ₪☺ U̶̲̥̅̊ more?

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    Miriam Nnolim
    September 7, 2012 at 9:46 am

    Pardon me for sitting.

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    Nsikak D.
    September 7, 2012 at 9:46 am

    Hey beautiful,just couldn’t take my eyes off ds beauty…mind if I join you?

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    David
    September 7, 2012 at 9:47 am

    Mind sharing a drink with me? Its kinda boring drinking alone, especially when I see a pretty woman seating all by her self. 🙂

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      tumie
      September 7, 2012 at 9:52 am

      Hmmmm, am waiting for sm1, but emm, a few drinks with hurt ryt?

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        david
        September 7, 2012 at 9:55 am

        Nahh, a few cups won’t hurt, am David by the way

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    austinooo
    September 7, 2012 at 9:47 am

    watsup? Den my name.

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    Okoro Oyintarela
    September 7, 2012 at 9:48 am

    His next sentence can be,can I share ur table with u?

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    mirabella
    September 7, 2012 at 9:49 am

    Couldn’t help but notice,u hv been sitting alone,do u mind if I join u?

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    olagoke oluwakemi
    September 7, 2012 at 9:51 am

    mind if i join u on ur table

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    showunmi oluwatosin abigael
    September 7, 2012 at 9:51 am

    Man:how cum a beautiful lady sit all alone,mind if I join u? Lady:Not at all.sit down,

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    Waleade
    September 7, 2012 at 9:51 am

    You look beautiful! May I join you on your table.
    And the lady: thanks with all pleasure

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    chioma ozi
    September 7, 2012 at 9:51 am

    Man.My name is Eze
    Woman. Queen. Man. Wow beatiful name Ƒσя a beautiful lady! Would U̶̲̥̅̊ like τ̅☺ join me Ƒσя a drinks?
    Woman. Sure, why not

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    Efemieyah Jerry
    September 7, 2012 at 9:51 am

    Man:Ήδω would a gorgeous lady like u be sitting alone,are u alone tonight.
    Lady:Y̶̲̥̅̊e̶̲̥̅̊Ƨ̷̜̩̌̋
    Man: ɪ̣̝̇ would love to sit and have a chat with u̶̲̥̅̊ ,hope u̶̲̥̅̊ don’t mind?
    Lady: no
    Man: I’m Jerry
    Lady: I’m Jane
    Man: Ήδω ¢☺♏e u here alone?
    Lady: Yeah!ɪ̣̝̇ usually ¢☺♏e around at weekends sometimes with friends,but choose to be alone tonight
    (Lines continues)

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    Jerlath
    September 7, 2012 at 9:52 am

    Can I join you please?

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    dala
    September 7, 2012 at 9:52 am

    are u alright girl? May I join you if you don’t mind?

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    ijeoma
    September 7, 2012 at 9:52 am

    I am John and you are

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    emele
    September 7, 2012 at 9:53 am

    y shud a beautiful lady like u b sitting alone….

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    Nweze Nwanneka
    September 7, 2012 at 9:53 am

    Pls can I join you,pretty

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    Tolulope
    September 7, 2012 at 9:53 am

    Guy: hope u don’t mind some company.
    (if she doesn’t and offers you a sit)
    Guy:(take a few seconds, flash her d most beautiful smile nd introduce urself) my name is mofe
    (any courteous lady should return d smile nd introduce herself)
    Lady: my name is tolu
    (d guy should compliment her, naturally complimenting any feature on her face)
    Guy: u av very beautiful eyes nd they light up when you smile

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    taofeek
    September 7, 2012 at 9:53 am

    D guy we say,we introdce himslf,ar u waitng 4 sme1 do u mnd if i join u.

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    victoria ufford
    September 7, 2012 at 9:53 am

    May I share d table wif Ʊ?

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    Godesque
    September 7, 2012 at 9:56 am

    This is ME, after having said hi and she responded wit an hello, i’d continue… “I know mummy taught you not to talk to strangers but i see u dont take mummy’s advice,” if she responds with “how”, then i’ll be like, “u jst said hello to one. Ok, am sure she wont mind me sitting down and having a drink with u”, then i simply sit down, then go ahead busting on her (prolly asking why her bf was so careless to leave her here alone for random guys like me to…blah blah blah)…Chikena!…(Oya where is my recharge card?)

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    Ngozi
    September 7, 2012 at 9:56 am

    D guy wil say tel her his name and enquire abt her and den ask 4 her permission to have a chat wit her.

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    Elvis
    September 7, 2012 at 9:58 am

    introduce him self first…………..

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    uche Acho
    September 7, 2012 at 9:58 am

    Guy…Sorry to intrude on you but I just couldn’t take my eyes off you and for my peace of mind I had to come say hi !
    Girl..Hi
    Guy..are you alone or maybe you are waiting for a friend?
    Girl…No,to both questions
    Guy…pls may I sit with you even if its for a min?
    Girl..sure
    Guy…Bad manners ,should have introduced myself first. My name is Chuma,what’s yours?
    Girl…Uche
    Guy…am delighted to meet you Uche,may I buy you a drink and pls don’t say no
    Girl…

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    ashaby
    September 7, 2012 at 9:59 am

    Hope u wouldn’t mind if I join u pretty?

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    Amanda
    September 7, 2012 at 9:59 am

    Guy:hope am nt intruding
    Lady:not at all
    Guy:tanx,am Fred
    Lady:Amanda
    Guy:would be an honour to sit with U̶̲̥̅̊
    Lady:oait

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    Ernestina Nyanteh
    September 7, 2012 at 9:59 am

    Hello beauty, you dont mind if i join you? My name is Tina,what that you lovely name.

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    Engr Uch
    September 7, 2012 at 10:00 am

    Man: do u care for a drink?

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    Ogechi
    September 7, 2012 at 10:01 am

    Man: My name is …. (Bryan) wat’s urs?
    Lady:I’m Gwen (with a surprised face $ a lil smile)
    Man: May I join U,I’d like to share a drink with u and maybe chat if dats ok.
    Lady: Ok (with a grin)

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    ebele
    September 7, 2012 at 10:02 am

    Excuse me beautiful good morning may I ve this seat nxt to u? Can I spk to u? U re trully a sight fo behold may I know ur name. I am chudi

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    Peter Adaramola
    September 7, 2012 at 10:03 am

    How are u? May I know u?

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    linda y.
    September 7, 2012 at 10:03 am

    Guy: hello, my name is peter and u are?
    Girl: linda
    Guy: what a lovely name u ve gt. U mind if I join u, cs av bin stirring @ you, from afar but can’t help it anymore.
    Girl: ohhh tanx. Sure u can!

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    Maureen
    September 7, 2012 at 10:03 am

    I expect †ђξ guy to begin with ”Hello” then tell ♍Ε̲̣̣̣̥ his name without expecting any response from ♍Ε̲̣̣̣̥ then proceed to say ”Mind if i join you?”

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    Nmababbie
    September 7, 2012 at 10:03 am

    man: your choice of wine is nice, May I sit?
    Man: am kingsley a.k.a kings?
    Man: I want to have charts with you.

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    humphrey
    September 7, 2012 at 10:09 am

    do u mine if i sit wth u & av a drink wth u…

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    chidimma ikekpeazu
    September 7, 2012 at 10:10 am

    Can i join you?

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    humphrey
    September 7, 2012 at 10:10 am

    do you mine if i sit wth u & av a drink wth u!

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    olamiji
    September 7, 2012 at 10:13 am

    Do u mind i seat bside u,den introduction start….lol

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    mike sammie
    September 7, 2012 at 10:14 am

    Mind if  join u

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    chi
    September 7, 2012 at 10:14 am

    hey, baby

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    Jimmy
    September 7, 2012 at 10:15 am

    WHATS UP!

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    Godswill
    September 7, 2012 at 10:18 am

    Pls dear would u mind if we make this a table for 2?

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    margaret klutse
    September 7, 2012 at 10:18 am

    are u alone.

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    ify
    September 7, 2012 at 10:19 am

    Hi, wussup..u luk gud

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    Nkiruka Okeke
    September 7, 2012 at 10:19 am

    I would love to know you more gorgeous.
    U mind if i share you space?
    my name is …….

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    Nkiru
    September 7, 2012 at 10:19 am

    He would reply: Pls, may I join u…my name is Stephen….

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    temilola
    September 7, 2012 at 10:20 am

    My name is wale,if you don’t mind can I sit with you?

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    Uju
    September 7, 2012 at 10:20 am

    I think he’d say, “I hate to bother you But, is it ok if I sit with you? I’m Kenny by the way”.

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    Talatu Talatu
    September 7, 2012 at 10:21 am

    Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?

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    Jenny
    September 7, 2012 at 10:22 am

    Man: pls do u mind if I share d table with u?

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    linda y.
    September 7, 2012 at 10:22 am

    Guy: hello, my name is peter and u are?
    Girl: linda
    Guy: what a lovely name u ve gt. U mind if I join u, cs av bin stirring @ you from afar but can’t help it anymore.
    Girl: ohhh tanx. Sure u can!

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    Josephine Atibaka
    September 7, 2012 at 10:24 am

    The guy would say’ If you are not waiting for someone, can I join you please’

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    Disney
    September 7, 2012 at 10:24 am

    You look breathtaking, I will be honoured to share a drink with you!

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    Sheila
    September 7, 2012 at 10:24 am

    Pls may I sit with u?

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    Talatu Talatu
    September 7, 2012 at 10:25 am

    Excuse me; I think you owe me a drink.” [She says, “Why?”] “Because when I saw you from across the room I dropped mine. It was a rum and Coke, and I’m [your name].

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      Lilian Jenny
      September 7, 2012 at 10:34 am

      Pls do u mind if I share your table with you?

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    Modupeola
    September 7, 2012 at 10:25 am

    May i have a drink with you?

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    Tecular
    September 7, 2012 at 10:26 am

    U look good…

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    MALACHY ELOANYI
    September 7, 2012 at 10:27 am

    CAN I SIT WITH YOU?

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    Jenny
    September 7, 2012 at 10:27 am

    Pls do you mind if I sit with you?

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    Ralph
    September 7, 2012 at 10:27 am

    Do you mind if I sit down and join you

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    Talatu Talatu
    September 7, 2012 at 10:27 am

    Can I have directions? [“To where?”] To your heart.

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    Talatu Talatu
    September 7, 2012 at 10:28 am

    Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.

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    oreoluwa roberts
    September 7, 2012 at 10:29 am

    do u mind if i join u?

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    'Fikemi
    September 7, 2012 at 10:29 am

    Guy: I’m ….(guy says his name).would u mind if i sat down. I’m having a drink, would u mind if i got you one too…

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    Talatu Talatu
    September 7, 2012 at 10:29 am

    Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

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    Pearl
    September 7, 2012 at 10:29 am

    Hi, Can i join you?

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    Talatu Talatu
    September 7, 2012 at 10:30 am

    Did you fart? (girl feels insulted) ,’cause you blow me away!

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    Talatu Talatu
    September 7, 2012 at 10:31 am

    You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.

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    Tecular
    September 7, 2012 at 10:32 am

    You look Good….

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    Kayode
    September 7, 2012 at 10:32 am

    Can I keep your company?

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    Kenneth
    September 7, 2012 at 10:32 am

    FOr me I will ask the girl ..hw AR u doing¿may be she SAy fine den the next TIn to say is pls am I allowed to join u ….

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    Joycy
    September 7, 2012 at 10:33 am

    Man. What could α̲̅ beautiful lady ƪȉҟӟ you be doing here Αℓℓ by yourself? Do ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ mind if I ask you ‎​Τ̅☺ join M̶̲̥̅Ƹ on M̶̲̥̅̊γ̲̣̣̥ table or I join you?
    Lady. Sorry that won’t be necessary. Man. Or are ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ waiting for somebody?
    Lady. Yes
    Man. ‎​⌣̊┈̥-̶̶̯̥͡·̵̭̌✽̤̥̈̊ơ̴̴̴͡k̤̥̈̊·̵̶̭̥̌-̶̯͡┈̥

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    Jeremiah Ugochukwu
    September 7, 2012 at 10:41 am

    His nxt word should be are u here on a date or alone .

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    pattyclues
    September 7, 2012 at 10:41 am

    Can i join U̶̲̥̅̊
    pls? If U̶̲̥̅̊
    don’t mind.

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    chioma momo
    September 7, 2012 at 10:45 am

    Hi pretty can i sit with you on this table

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    oluchi iwuala
    September 7, 2012 at 10:45 am

    For a courteous guy he would say ♍Ɣ name is ……may I meet Ɣ☺Ʋ and that is what I expect.

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    Nora I Ezeja
    September 7, 2012 at 10:47 am

    He should politely introduce himself eg: my name is willian , explain why he had to come to her table eg: I couldn’t help coming over to say hi. Then ask for permission to join her eg: can I join you?…………

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    Sylvia
    September 7, 2012 at 10:48 am

    Nice hair do, do you have a company?

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    mary
    September 7, 2012 at 10:51 am

    Do you mind if I join you?

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    mopol
    September 7, 2012 at 10:52 am

    hi pretty can i join your table?

    tanx baby

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    Afekhuai Mandy Toyin
    September 7, 2012 at 10:53 am

    You look good, mind if i join you. I’m Henry and you?

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    Alao Babatunde O
    September 7, 2012 at 10:59 am

    Could i join you for a drink

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    Nnalu
    September 7, 2012 at 11:00 am

    Man: May i join you?

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    Joy
    September 7, 2012 at 11:03 am

    man:Am jide do u care if i share ur table with u
    lady:sure u welcm
    man:do u care 4 a drink
    lady:no thanks am fyn

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    obi ij
    September 7, 2012 at 11:03 am

    Man: am…………..by name.
    Lady: ok,hw may I be of help?
    Man: may I join u?
    Lady: ok
    Man: so what’s d name
    Lady: am………………

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    Ainau
    September 7, 2012 at 11:03 am

    May I buy you a drink?

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    Pedro
    September 7, 2012 at 11:04 am

    How re you today?

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    Ainau
    September 7, 2012 at 11:05 am

    May I buy you a drink

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    Jenny
    September 7, 2012 at 11:08 am

    My name is bla bla bla ….., will u mind if I join you?

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    loveth
    September 7, 2012 at 11:09 am

    Can I share your table with you?

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    Rukky
    September 7, 2012 at 11:11 am

    Man:u look familiar aint u…….! lady:ooh no am not.man: oops sorry buh may i knw ur name pls.

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    fatima
    September 7, 2012 at 11:17 am

    The man should point towards d sit asking do u mind? The lady says no

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    priscilla
    September 7, 2012 at 11:20 am

    Pls can I join u

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    emmanuel gracephine
    September 7, 2012 at 11:20 am

    wow! u look charming, do u mind if i sit with u?

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    Aka franklin
    September 7, 2012 at 11:22 am

    D guy: u look pretty, are u waitin 4 anybody?

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    Aloka Frank
    September 7, 2012 at 11:23 am

    Man ; can I have ur catologue pls. Oh! Pardon my desperation, i’m frank

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    Aka franklin
    September 7, 2012 at 11:23 am

    D guy: u look sweet, are u waitin 4 anybody?

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    Tuti
    September 7, 2012 at 11:26 am

    MAN: I feel like Richard Gere right now, cause I’m stamding nest to a pretty woman.
    WOMAN: blushes
    MAN: Crap there is something wron with my Cell phone,….. your number not in it.

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    micky
    September 7, 2012 at 11:26 am

    Do u mind if i we radiate heat 2 ourselvs 4 a while? {In a gesture mode}

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    Rose
    September 7, 2012 at 11:27 am

    Am Kelly, can I join you?

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    Sam
    September 7, 2012 at 11:27 am

    Can i join you?

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    winnie
    September 7, 2012 at 11:28 am

    as a lady wat i wld b expectin is-my name is ted nd i saw u from across d bar but i cldnt help but to say hello

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    ellar
    September 7, 2012 at 11:32 am

    May i join your table? or do u have a company?

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    Adedunbi Abosede
    September 7, 2012 at 11:32 am

    Would you mind if i join you.

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    Femi Bello
    September 7, 2012 at 11:36 am

    The guy introduces himself, and ask the lady if he can join her on her table.

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    Okpalo Edith I
    September 7, 2012 at 11:36 am

    You look gorgeous, can I have a seat?.

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    Simmy
    September 7, 2012 at 11:37 am

    Please can i join u

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    Ifeoluwa
    September 7, 2012 at 11:39 am

    я̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ U̶̲̥̅̊ alone,may I sit down

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    hannah
    September 7, 2012 at 11:40 am

    am chux, may i join U̶̲̥̅̊ plz…

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    Uche Cynthia
    September 7, 2012 at 11:43 am

    Saw u 4rm Across d room,mind I join u?

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    SIMON
    September 7, 2012 at 11:43 am

    Hello girl, hope you don’t mind sitting with you.make an order of smth she “gonna” like .intoduce my self,then chatting begins.

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    Bootylcious diva
    September 7, 2012 at 11:45 am

    ,my name is john ,can I buy you a drink

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    Bootylcious diva
    September 7, 2012 at 11:48 am

    As a lady I expect,hi gorgeous can I buy you a drink

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    chioma momo
    September 7, 2012 at 11:52 am

    Hi can i share your table ?

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    Mojisola
    September 7, 2012 at 11:55 am

    My name is Jim….and you are?

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    biyi
    September 7, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    Am jeffery, mind if i join you?

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    nono2008
    September 7, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    am Mike
    mind if i join you

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    ann ejeh
    September 7, 2012 at 12:03 pm

    Guy: would you mind if i sit with you?please
    lady: oh sure do have a sit

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    Eke Obinna R.
    September 7, 2012 at 12:03 pm

    Would you mind if i join you on your table?

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    akpua stella ogochukwu
    September 7, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    Guy: your beauty radiants from outside may i sit with u cherri?
    lafy: smiles, sure

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    Annie
    September 7, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    Would you mind if i join you?

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    abimbola
    September 7, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    The guy should make some pleasantries, e.g You are looking good.

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    ALERO
    September 7, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    With a smile** “Would love to join this Beauty for a drink, I hope you don’t mind”.

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    queen
    September 7, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    D guy: mind if I join Ʊ?
    D babe:Ʊ are welcome
    D guy: thanks angel, ♍Ɣ name is kel
    D babe: A̶̲̥̅♏ queen
    D guy:Ʊ sure look like a queen…..so what’s the queen doing in a bar alone?
    D babe: Ɩ̴Ɩανǝ got so much on ♍Ɣ head, just want to ease off…….
    D guy: Ooo can I help……
    D babe: Common, I bearly know Ɣ҈Ǔ…..
    D guy: let’s get to knowing each other then……

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    Victoria Ezechukwu
    September 7, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    Hello Gorgeous, Mind if I join you because an Angel like you shouldn’t be without a companion.

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    Dmmy george
    September 7, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    Can i ava a drink wt u

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    onyx
    September 7, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    Man: Hello?

    Lady: Hi.

    Man: do you mind if i join you

    Lady: sure(if she’s alone and in a mood to talk) or

    Lady: don’t you have better things to do(if she’s really pissed and wants to be alone.)

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    chioma oguabike
    September 7, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    guy:you look beautiful,can i join u on ur table
    gurl:tanks,sure u can

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    Sharon Adjoa Amanda
    September 7, 2012 at 12:22 pm

    please are u with some one maybe the lady will say no then the guy will say please can i join u for a drink

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    Onyeka Azuka
    September 7, 2012 at 12:25 pm

    can i sit?

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    chikwendu chioma
    September 7, 2012 at 12:28 pm

    Hello,luvly,do u mind if i join u for a drink and maybe a chat.

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    pretty paulyn
    September 7, 2012 at 12:28 pm

    Do u mind if I join u?

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    obi ij
    September 7, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    Man: am…………………..by name.
    Lady: ok. How may I be of help?
    Man: (points @ d seat) may I or are u with someone?
    Lady: ok u may
    Man: so what’s ur beautiful name?
    Lady: am …………….
    Man: lovely name from a lovely lady
    Lady: am flattered,thanks though
    Man: so do u mind if I buy u a drink?
    Lady: ok,I don’t mind

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    amy gal
    September 7, 2012 at 12:34 pm

    GUY : Hello angel,i am john,can i join you for a drink?…i was sitting over there(pointing towards where he was sitting)and i must say your angelic radiation attracted me, mind if i know you better

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    Cathy
    September 7, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    is this seat taken?

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    Metche
    September 7, 2012 at 12:39 pm

    Can I join you? (and the lady says yes) and the next thin is so how are you doing? lols

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    Tyna
    September 7, 2012 at 12:48 pm

    Do you mind if i join you

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    muchacha
    September 7, 2012 at 12:50 pm

    Lmao @ I love u talk your own… Pls how much is the recharge card first… *wide grin*

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    nikkygal
    September 7, 2012 at 1:07 pm

    Sorry 4 d interruption….my name is franklin…..Do u mind me keeping u company 4 a while?

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    esther
    September 7, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    He wuld ask her if she’s waiting or expecting sum1 or a frnd.

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    Sharleez
    September 7, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    Hi m Jesse mind if I join u?

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    Monica
    September 7, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    U alone?! If yes,do u mind if I join u?! And the lady will reply,no I don’t mind.

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    Uju
    September 7, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    Man: Do u mind if i join u
    Lady: No
    (The man sits)
    Man: I have been watching you for a long time now, are u waiting for someone
    Lady: No
    Man: My name is Khan
    Lady:Mandira
    Man:Nice to meet u
    Lady: Same here……

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      fauzzy rex
      September 7, 2012 at 2:27 pm

      “my name is Khan”…i love dat movie.

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    ebere floxy
    September 7, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    May I share a drink with the Lady with captivating eyes like the rays of the sun?

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    fauzzy rex
    September 7, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    after greeting, wit a smile on his face: “is dis seat taken”? if no, then: “may i join you, pls”?

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    tunde lawal
    September 7, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    what,s your name

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    Vivy
    September 7, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    ♍γ̲̣̣̥ name is Gerald and Ɣ☺u are?

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    Vivy
    September 7, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    I am Gerald, may I meet Ɣ☺u?

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    ami bridget
    September 7, 2012 at 2:08 pm

    Hello dashing angel,i am john. Your beauty captivated me and lifted me off my seat, can i meet you?

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    jennifer egbuonu
    September 7, 2012 at 2:14 pm

    Guy : “Lovely boobs u gat dere”
    Lady : ***winks** the bulge on ur pants aint bad either

    …….ROTFL……. M sure u all are yellin “she’s so silly !!!! ” huh ?
    ***Evil Grin****

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    Usoro Gift
    September 7, 2012 at 2:15 pm

    how do u do

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    samantha
    September 7, 2012 at 2:16 pm

    May i complement you, i love your hair do.

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    Ejiro
    September 7, 2012 at 2:18 pm

    Guy: Approach the girl and extend his hand, introduce himself” Am Darnel” and flash a friendly smile to melt the ice. And says “Good day pretty “would you do me the honor of inviting me to your table for a drink? Is boring having a drink alone, but with you am sure it will be fun. Please?”

    Babe: With a smile she said Thanks “introduces herself“ Am Janet” “Pleased to meet you, do have a sit and join me”.

    Guy: Thanks. that’s ever so generous of you,” I feel so honored to be having a drink with such a beautiful lady like you. ”

    Babe: Thanks “Blushing”

    Guy: Please allow me to a buy you a drink, am not going to hear a “ No Thanks “ from you because I will just drop dead now” he said grinning. So what are we drinking ? Cocktail? Martini? Red wine? Champagne ?

    Babe; “ Laughed” and say Ok Martini will be just fine. Thanks

    Guy: You are welcome!!! The pleasure is mine.” I have a feeling that tonight is going to be a good ,good night” Can you remind me who sang that song? He asked her.

    Babe:” Laughed ” and said you are very funny.

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    Ngozi
    September 7, 2012 at 2:27 pm

    Man: Hi gorgeous, Do you mind if I join you

    Ladys: sure you can, do have a seat

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    Ngozi
    September 7, 2012 at 2:35 pm

    Man: Gorgeous, do you mind if I join you

    Lady: Sure you can, have a seat

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    oyinkantayo
    September 7, 2012 at 2:37 pm

    How do you do ?. Well i was just sitting all alone bored, and i saw you. WOULD YOU MIND OFFERING ME A SIT?

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    Nkiru Tony-Ugwu
    September 7, 2012 at 2:45 pm

    Man: l am (d man announces his name)

    Lady: Cindy is my name
    Man: Pls can u join me for a drink
    lady: Thnx lm waiting for someone

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    Sylvester Kagbare
    September 7, 2012 at 2:52 pm

    What’s a beautiful angel like you doing here,sitting all alone by yourself?

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    Iheoma Eluchie
    September 7, 2012 at 2:57 pm

    ………..sorry you look familiar,were you a contestant at the just concluded MBGN pageant?….. i mean you do look like the “Miss Akwa Ibom”…..

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    Doris .M.
    September 7, 2012 at 3:07 pm

    Please can I seat wit u,my name is ……….

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    Ginika
    September 7, 2012 at 3:19 pm

    Pls may I join U? Or pls may I sit?

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    joy segun
    September 7, 2012 at 3:21 pm

    PLS may I?(pointing to the sit)after he sit he says thank U̶̲̥̅̊

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    jenny Nnaji
    September 7, 2012 at 3:24 pm

    My name is raymond, mind if i join you beautiful lady? *smiles*

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    henrietta
    September 7, 2012 at 3:31 pm

    you have a very captivating look. Can i join your table?

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    miriam
    September 7, 2012 at 3:41 pm

    Man: Am rich.
    Lady: You’re rich.
    Man: Yeah.
    Lady: Oh, am a graduate of Psychology from LASU, i read peoples’ mind, immediately i saw you over there i knew you were meant for me. Am from Gwagwalada…………..
    Man: Sorry, i mean my name is Rich.
    Lady: Ah, i don’t talk to people like you, sorry i gotta go. Lol.

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    Stephanie udeogu
    September 7, 2012 at 3:45 pm

    i am stunned by your beauty.Please,permit my interference.

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    williams ebisinbofa
    September 7, 2012 at 3:50 pm

    My name is williams, do u mind if I join u?

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    Jenny baby
    September 7, 2012 at 4:08 pm

    Man:Hello
    Woman:Hi
    Man:My name is Tony,can I join you(Extends his hand for a handshake)
    Woman:of course feel free

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    Jones Emmanuel
    September 7, 2012 at 4:14 pm

    you look so beautiful and familiar, have we met somwhere before now.

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    julie
    September 7, 2012 at 4:53 pm

    U dnt mind if I join u

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    Jenny Okons
    September 7, 2012 at 5:28 pm

    Am zed, pls do you mind if I join you?

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    Jenny Okons
    September 7, 2012 at 5:34 pm

    Am chuks, pls can I sit on ur table with you?

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    Diana
    September 7, 2012 at 5:55 pm

    “You’re beautiful, I just had to tell you. Have a good day.” Watch how the girl will call him back as he’s walking away! lol

    Please check out my blog and comment guys! http://www.poetinprogress101.blogspot.com

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    khafeel
    September 7, 2012 at 6:04 pm

    Wow! Its not often one gets to meet a pearl as beautiful as you. May I sit?…for a wyl?

    @khafeel

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    Akinyemi
    September 7, 2012 at 6:21 pm

    Do you mind if I take a seat at your table?

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    Legzy
    September 7, 2012 at 6:30 pm

    You look gorgeous. I’ll be honoured sitting with you across the table. If you don’t mind?

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    E natural
    September 7, 2012 at 7:20 pm

    U r a beauty. Ik by name..

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    Egovin
    September 7, 2012 at 8:42 pm

    Man: My oh my! U’re gorgeous! Mind if I join u?(Flashes her his best smile)

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    Jiro
    September 7, 2012 at 9:08 pm

    Pulling up a chair, I’ll say ” Ur at my favorite table, am happy to share though” and extending my hand… “I’m Jay”.

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      Sharon
      September 11, 2012 at 12:14 am

      Cool

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    doris fisher
    September 7, 2012 at 10:20 pm

    after d hello and d hi, d next word is…can i sit wt u, or can i join u?

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    collette chiamaka
    September 7, 2012 at 11:24 pm

    d Gal will say his name and the girl will say hers

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    coach bags on sale
    September 8, 2012 at 9:34 am

    The article is worth reading,Thank you very much! I will keep your new articles

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    Obiamaka
    September 8, 2012 at 10:18 am

    I just couldn’t help but notice ur pretty face from my table.May I ask why such a beauty is sitting alone? Waiting for someone?

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    Obiamaka
    September 8, 2012 at 11:30 am

    *smiles* Do u mind if I keep u company while u wait for ur date?

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    tosinloba
    September 11, 2012 at 10:48 am

    I’m scared, but I don’t care. Maybe you should buy me a drink. Oya keee mii…

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    Temitope
    September 11, 2012 at 11:33 am

    ” Am name is Tunde

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    Temitope
    September 11, 2012 at 11:34 am

    ” Am Tunde can i join you

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    vicky
    September 11, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    May I join ‘u’?

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    doris
    September 12, 2012 at 8:35 am

    Can I join u?

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    Obiokonji Osita
    September 12, 2012 at 11:42 am

    My name is Osita can i join you if you don’t mind

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    dinma
    September 13, 2012 at 7:05 pm

    “I’m mike and would love to have a drink with the most beautiful lady in this restaurant. Do you mind?”

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    ebimo
    September 16, 2012 at 3:02 pm

    hw ar u today

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    Jumoke
    September 17, 2012 at 3:27 pm

    Am Tade, I hope you dont mind me joining you on your table?
    Oh, no problem
    So whats the name?
    Am Tricia
    Whaoowww, what a glorious name. You look stunning, i couldnt just take my eyes off you.
    **Smiles** Blushing***
    I work with ……., tell me about you………..

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    josie
    September 17, 2012 at 4:37 pm

    Am Jude, Do you mind, I join you on your table

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    jennietobbie
    September 18, 2012 at 5:16 pm

    Ejiro owned it….lmaoo!

    Had to scroll all the way down to find his comment. xo

    well deserved

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