While growing up as a teenager and post-teenage years in the Secondary School and University, I must have heard these words a million times. This was the most common pick up line guys used to get the attention of girls and till date, it is still the most annoying!
Even when it was obvious they had never seen me (or any of my girlfriends) before, they always said “Excuse me, you look familiar” just to get our attention. My girlfriends and I always had a good laugh about it.
Over the years, I got to hear more hilarious pick up lines and some really creepy ones too and I’m in the mood for sharing them today.
Here are some:
Your Dad must be a terrorist because he made a bomb
If I was a fly, I’d land on you first because you’re the shit
Excuse me, can you give me directions to your house
Oh, excuse me, but I think you dropped something (then he hands her a piece of paper with his phone number and ‘please call me’ written on it)
My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t keep it in
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple
*Side note to guys: You really need to find more creative and confident ways to chat a lady up to get her attention and respect. Some of the pick up lines I hear these days are just crazy.
So SL Fabz, lets have fun this afternoon recalling some of the best and worst pick up lines you know. Tell us the best and worst pick up line a guy has ever said to you or you’ve ever said to a girl. This should be fun.
Can’t wait to read your comments 🙂