{"id":2713,"date":"2013-12-19T11:55:34","date_gmt":"2013-12-19T11:55:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.stephaniedaily.com\/?p=2713"},"modified":"2013-12-19T11:55:34","modified_gmt":"2013-12-19T11:55:34","slug":"laugh-out-loud-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.stephaniedaily.com\/?p=2713","title":{"rendered":"Laugh Out Loud"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.stephaniedaily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Laugh-out-loud.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2714\" alt=\"Laugh out loud\" src=\"https:\/\/www.stephaniedaily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Laugh-out-loud.jpg\" width=\"508\" height=\"507\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.stephaniedaily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Laugh-out-loud.jpg 308w, https:\/\/www.stephaniedaily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Laugh-out-loud-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.stephaniedaily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Laugh-out-loud-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.stephaniedaily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Laugh-out-loud-125x125.jpg 125w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 508px) 100vw, 508px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 16px;\">WHO&#8217;S THE MONKEY?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 16px;\">A child asked his father, &#8220;How were people born?&#8221; So his father said, &#8220;Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino; font-size: 16px;\">adults and made babies, and so on.&#8221; The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, &#8220;We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.&#8221; The child ran back to his father and said, &#8220;You lied to me!&#8221; His father replied, &#8220;No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WHO&#8217;S THE MONKEY? A child asked his father, &#8220;How were people born?&#8221; So his father said, &#8220;Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became\u00a0adults and made babies, and so on.&#8221; The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, &#8220;We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.&#8221; The child ran back to his father and said, &#8220;You lied to me!&#8221; His father replied, &#8220;No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[51],"class_list":["post-2713","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-laugh-out-loud"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stephaniedaily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2713","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stephaniedaily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stephaniedaily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stephaniedaily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stephaniedaily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2713"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.stephaniedaily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2713\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2716,"href":"https:\/\/www.stephaniedaily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2713\/revisions\/2716"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stephaniedaily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stephaniedaily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stephaniedaily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}